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As a man of science, I am, of course, concerned with not just the behavioral and cultural differences between the races, but with the genetics of race as well. As everyone knows, the nine races are all essentially different at a base, genotypical level.

For example, white chromosomes are all like, “I’m going to provide you with pink skin and blonde hair, good sir,” while black chromosomes are all like, “Yo! I’ma give you some straight up sickle cell anemia, mofo!”

Genetics is the study of how traits are passed down from one generation to another. It is generally studied within a family, but what is race but one large, dysfunctional family unit? In fact, genetics proves that all members of a race are biologically related. That means that every Jew is descended from the same bearded moneylender.

It’s how the races developed their unique ethnic makeup. Just like you have some features from your mother and some from your father, all of your features are a result of your race. For example, I have HPV.

The genetic composition of the different races is fixed now, but it’s not unchangeable. In fact, back in Bible times, we were all one race. That was before people spread across the globe and developed into the nine races we know today. Benjamin Rush pointed modern science in this direction way back in 1797, with a paper to the American Philosophical Society called “Observations Intended to Favour a Supposition That the Black Color (As It Is Called) of the Negroes Is Derived From the Leprosy.”

He later determined that being black wasn’t the result of leprosy, but of a unique disease he called “negroidism.” He believed that this disease was hereditary, but could, potentially be cured. Unfortunately, Dr. Rush was wrong—there is no cure for “negroidism,” and in fact its sufferers have become a race unto themselves.

In this origin, the blacks are much like those other much-maligned races, the Diabetics and the Elephant Men.

This transition from hereditary disease to hereditary trait occurred through what is known as evolution, as explained in the writings of Jean-Baptiste Lamarck. Just as giraffes’ necks grew long because they stretched upwards to reach the highest leaves, and as missing limbs are passed down to amputees’ children, so was black skin passed down from generation to generation among what later developed into the black race.

And that, my young charges, is where babies come from.

That’s all for this week. I encourage you to look up the science behind these genetic abnormalities, and learn the truth about the different races. Good day.