Hello, and welcome back to the Internet website of A Practical Guide to Racism.
This week I’d like to talk to you, my faithful readers, about a very sensitive topic: homosexuality. Specifically, insidious homosexuals masquerading as normal, white politicians.
The only possible theory for why homosexuals like Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Ken Mehlman, and Bill Frist would infiltrate the world of politics is that they plan to use their positions in order to spread their sick queer agenda and recruit others to the cause. I shudder to think how many young men and women have been seduced to the gay lifestyle by these disgusting perverts pretending to be trustworthy public figures.
I remember when I was a boy and I joined the Dixiecrats. Now there was an unimpeachable political movement. Sure, there was a lot of experimentation going on back then, but in a wholesome, English boarding school way. Just imagine if Strom Thurmond’s party of hope had been a front for the homosexual recruitment drive, all the young lives it might have corrupted.
But the Dixiecrats weren’t gay. We were just fiercely anti-desegregation, pro-Jim Crow, and ambivalent on the question of illegitimate mixed-race daughters. Good, wholesome, American values—not sick, Greek ones. That’s why Trent Lott said, when he was Senate Majority Leader, that “when Strom Thurmond ran for president, we voted for him. We're proud of it. And if the rest of the country had followed our lead, we wouldn't have had all these problems over all these years either.”
And by “problems,” he meant, of course, “black people.”
These homosexual wolves in Republican sheep’s clothing are undermining the institution of public service in this country, and our very way of life. It’s the only explanation for why apparently virulently anti-gay crusaders would turn out to be gay themselves.
What other possibility could there be? That a white, Christian man could be so deeply ashamed of who he is that he would externalize that self-hatred into legislative punishment against all those who dare to mock him by freely practicing his own deepest desires? Absurd.
I can’t imagine a culture that would associate something like homosexuality with that much shame and anger and disgust. No, this is clearly a vast Homo-Zionist plan to topple our government from the inside, so that they can capitalize on the resulting chaos by converting the confused and leaderless survivors to their own sick, degenerate way of life.
At least, that’s what I’d do, if I were gay. Which I’m not.
Well, that’s all for this week. I hope that we, as a people, will be more vigilant from now on. Be mindful of politicians who protest against gay marriage too much. Good day.
