Hello again. C.H. Dalton here – that’s Professor Dalton to my students who are reading this.

The other night, I was using my TV’s “picture-in-picture” function to keep an eye on the Republican presidential debate, while also watching one of my favorite movies, which was airing on AMC. It was while my cup was overflowing with these entertainment options that I noticed something shocking. I realized that former Mayor Rudolph “Rudy” Giuliani… is more human than human.

Eerie, isn’t it?

Right now it’s looking like Giuliani—the quadrennial “Americans can’t be that stupid, can they?” candidate—is pretty much out of the running, but what a rollercoaster ride while it lasted!

I hope this has been informative. For the most part I ignore politics, unless a candidate like Ron Paul pledges to legalize hate crimes, so you’re lucky I caught this one.